You might be a Redneck Jedi if...

• You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
• Your Jedi robe is camouflage color.
• You have the door of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window.
• At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.
• You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
• Wookies are offended by your BO.
• You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
• You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your land speeder.
• You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
• You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of beer.
• You ever lost a hand during a light saber fight because you had to spit.
• You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commerrcial.
• You ever fell in love with your sister.
• You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
• You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
• Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark side... it'll be a hoot."