Hello, yes, I know it has been over a year since I last updated this page, but I haven't forgotten it. Guess what? I'm moving! Where? I have no clue. Why? TRIPOD SUCKS! Yep, that's why. I don't appreciate censorship of pages and randomly moving my web page to a new address without contacting me so as soon as I have the newly updated page up (yes over at least thirty more writings and prettier page- but I am still not finished with it), I am going to post the new address up and leave a lot of F-bombs to Tripod lower in the page.
The page is still up and running, I'm not taking it down until I get something up, so enjoy!
The Goddess Ahniimus
Welcome to bulk e-mail central. If you want to make friends laugh, cry, or if you just plain want to get rid of your friends, send a few of these. This is an ever-growing list and I will add to it whenever I can (keep in mind I still have a one-hundred page word document of this crap just waiting to be converted into HTML). I give credit to whoever sent it to me on the actually page.
| File | Description |
|---|---|
| If the world was composed of 100 people | What the world would be like if there were 100 people and all ratios are equal to what our world is. |
| 50 things to do in computer lab | Come on, you have thought of doing these things before. |
| 50 things to do at finals | I would suggest that you only do these at finals YOU KNOW you are going to fail. |
| 50 things to do to scare a roommate | This also works fro paranoid sisters. |
| Bedroom Golf | Yes, it is the classic game of balls and a hole. |
| Things to do to scare off a blind date | Consider this a survival guide. |
| Vinicia's Bumper Stickers from around the world! | It goes far beyond the proud parents of a Hillcrest Academy honor student |
| Cartoon Junkies | Tells you the top ten Cartoon characters that are most likely on something. |
| Actual Church Bulletins | And you thought your church was wayward. |
| The college Food Chain | Who actually runs the place? |
| Computer Illiterates | This is what I have to deal with each day |
| Dictionary of the Sexes | I slapped hoochie for sending me this, but it is still funny. |
| The Ultimate Friend Test | I couldn't resist posting this sucker up. |
| Stupid Labels | Hard Core proof that the human race is doomed |
| The Final Exams from Hell | RED RUM! RED RUM! RED RUM! |
| Adam Sandler's Horoscopes | Adam Sandler's cosmic readings |
| Kids View of stuff in general | Proves that people learn their idea of love early on. |
| Microsoft Help | The only reason I have a job is because Microsoft Help doesn't do its job |
| Mouse Balls | I promise I did not make this one up. |
| Why the Internet is like a Penis | Cybersex anyone? |
| The new Priest | Having a pure Catholic Background (which I do not like to admit to a |
| My Personal Pet Peeves | The Only thing on this entire page written by me. Here is what you do to piss me off. |
| 149 garaunteed to fail pick up lines | Sent to me by my boyfriend, Hoochie. How Ironic. |
| Pooh goes apeshit | The fat honey loving bear has a secret. |
| You might be a redneck if... | Honestly, you didin't think that you would be able to escape this page without some good ol' fashioned Redneck jokes did you? |
| You might be a Redneck Jedi if... | I am part of the SciFi club at my school, how could I resist? |
| Sex | The story of a man and dog, sex |
| Smilely Guide | These things scare me half to death, but I know most people like them |
| The Stages of Life | The maturity rate of males and females |
| Bathroom Stall Humor | A good way to kill time at the Galleria |
| Good ways to kill Stress | Good for anyone with a bug up their ass |
| Theories | Self explanatory |
| Time | Shows how one should value the time that they have |
| You know you are drunk when... | Signs that show you that you should stop drinking |
| Useless Facts Page | Growing list of useless, interesting, and sometimes vulgar fact |
| Holiday Writings | I actually made a different page for holiday humorous writings |
All comments about this page are welcome. If you would like to send in a humorous writing to be added to this page, please send it to Kirstika@airmail.net along with your name and the name of the person who wrote it (if you don't know please state it). If you would like to add one of these writings to your own page, please give credit where it is due (i.e.-say you got it from me (the editor Ahniimus) or say who I got it from).
To find out more about Me, the almighty goddess editor, Ahniimus, vistit my web page: Kirstin's: Ahniinet