More Ways To Cope With Stress

Bill your doctor for time spent in his waiting room
Buy a box of condoms. Ask the cashier where the fitting rooms are, and ask for help.
Dance naked in front of your pets.
Fill out your tax form using roman numerals.
Find out what a frog in a blender really looks like.
Go shopping. Buy everything. Sweat in it. Return it the next day.
Jam miniature marshmallows up your nose and sneeze them out. See how many you can do at a time.
Leaf through "National Geographic" and draw underwear on the natives.
Lie on your back eating celery, using your navel as a salt dipper.
Make up a language and ask people for directions in it.
Read the dictionary backwards and look for subliminal messages.
Refresh yourself, put you tongue on a cold steel guardrail.
Relax by mentally reflecting on your favorite episode of "The Flintstones" during that important meeting.
Stare at people through the tines of a fork and pretend they're in jail.
Tell your boss to "blow it out your mule" and let him/her figure it out.