Bathroom Stall Jokes

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I know I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly everytime somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marbel and say, "Oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantelope into the toilet bowl from a high place, sigh and relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls at your neighbors while yelling, "Woah! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting. . .more sinkers than floaters."
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a moggot."
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too samll. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum canence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll the toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross- Dressors Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free!"